Looking for a free bike, don’t care what it looks like gonna use it to set up (Redding)

If anybody out there has a free bike, it doesn’t have to really work or anything sounds crazy but we have a wandering thief in our neighborhood and I want to set them up or whoever it is and we’ve got cameras, so I just got broken into last night in our cars again last nightpark Marina Drive we got the walkers again thanks my number is show contact info .
My name is James.
I’m here in Reading thanks.